“She did that!?
Well she said this!”
Mutters gossips sneaky hiss.
“I know what it’s all about
In case there was any doubt.
I’ll spill the secrets she told me.
I’ll tell you two
No, wait…all three.
Listen, listen to my tale.
With lurid details I’ll regale,
And leave you all without a doubt,
That I know what it’s all about.”